Intro
|G5 |G5 | 2x
|Gm |D# |F |F | 2x
[Verse]
G5 D#5 F5
I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored
G5 D#5
And hiding from this phantom antigen
F5
That wants to send us to the morgue
[Chorus]
N.C. Gm D# F
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Gm D# F
I'd rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
Gm D# F
Quarantine, no, not for me
Gm F
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
[Verse]
Gm D# F
Some people hit the bottle, some people hit the books
Gm D# F
Some people storm The Capitol, some second guess parenthood
Gm D#
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
F
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
Gm D#
So throw the shop doors open and save our economy
F
We don't need ICU beds or PPE
[Chorus]
N.C. Gm D# F
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Gm D# F
I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany
Gm D# F
Quarantine, no, not for me
Gm D# F
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
[Bridge]
Gm
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
Dmaj7/F#
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
Gm
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
A#
We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE
[Solo]
|Gm |Dmaj7/F# |Gm |A# A#/A |
[Chorus]
Gm D# F
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Gm D# F
I'm never shaking hands again and don't kiss me on the cheek
Gm
Fuck quarantine