Intro
B G# F# E
[Verse 1]
B G# E
F#
Outside the carollers start to sing, I can't describe the joy they bring cause joy is something they
bring me
B G# E F#
My girlfriend is by my side, from the roof are hanging sicles of ice they're whiny voices get irritating
B
It's Christmas time again
B G# E
F#
So I stand with a dead smile on my face, wondering how much of my time they'll waste oh gosh i hate
satan's helpers
B G# E F#
And then I guess I must've snapped, cause I grabbed the baseball bat and made them all run for shelter
[Chorus 1]
B C#
It's Christmas time, again
G# E B C#
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
G# E B
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
C# D# E B
You people scare me, please stay away from my home
C# D# E C#
If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[Repeat Intro]
B G# F# E
[Verse 2]
B G# E
F#
Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve, cause the cops came and arrested me they had
unfair advantage
B G# E
F#
And even though the jail didn't have a tree, Christmas came a night early cause a guy name Bubba
my package
[Chorus 2]
B C#
It's Christmas time, again
G# E B C#
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
G# E B
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
C# D# E B
You people scare me, please stay away from my home
C# D# E C#
If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[Post-Chorus]
B C# G# E
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
B C# G# E
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
B C# G# E
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
B C# G# E
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
B C# G# E
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
B C# D# E B
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas