Intro
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[Verse 1]
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B
Outside the carollers start to sing, I can't describe the joy they bring cause joy is something they
bring me
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My girlfriend is by my side, from the roof are hanging sicles of ice they're whiny voices get irritating
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It's Christmas time again
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So I stand with a dead smile on my face, wondering how much of my time they'll waste oh gosh i hate
satan's helpers
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And then I guess I must've snapped, cause I grabbed the baseball bat and made them all run for shelter
[Chorus 1]
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It's Christmas time, again
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It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
C# A E
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
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You people scare me, please stay away from my home
F# G# A F#
If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[Repeat Intro]
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[Verse 2]
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B
Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve, cause the cops came and arrested me they had
unfair advantage
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B
And even though the jail didn't have a tree, Christmas came a night early cause a guy name Bubba
my package
[Chorus 2]
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It's Christmas time, again
C# A E F#
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
C# A E
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
F# G# A E
You people scare me, please stay away from my home
F# G# A F#
If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[Post-Chorus]
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I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
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I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
E F# C# A
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
E F# C# A
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
E F# C# A
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
E F# G# A E
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas