Intro
G# F D# C#
[Verse 1]
G# F C#
D#
Outside the carollers start to sing, I can't describe the joy they bring cause joy is something they
bring me
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My girlfriend is by my side, from the roof are hanging sicles of ice they're whiny voices get irritating
G#
It's Christmas time again
G# F C#
D#
So I stand with a dead smile on my face, wondering how much of my time they'll waste oh gosh i hate
satan's helpers
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And then I guess I must've snapped, cause I grabbed the baseball bat and made them all run for shelter
[Chorus 1]
G# A#
It's Christmas time, again
F C# G# A#
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
F C# G#
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
A# C C# G#
You people scare me, please stay away from my home
A# C C# A#
If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[Repeat Intro]
G# F D# C#
[Verse 2]
G# F C#
D#
Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve, cause the cops came and arrested me they had
unfair advantage
G# F C#
D#
And even though the jail didn't have a tree, Christmas came a night early cause a guy name Bubba
my package
[Chorus 2]
G# A#
It's Christmas time, again
F C# G# A#
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
F C# G#
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
A# C C# G#
You people scare me, please stay away from my home
A# C C# A#
If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[Post-Chorus]
G# A# F C#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
G# A# F C#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G# A# F C#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G# A# F C#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G# A# F C#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G# A# C C# G#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas