Intro
F D C A#
[Verse 1]
F D A#
C
Outside the carollers start to sing, I can't describe the joy they bring cause joy is something they
bring me
F D A# C
My girlfriend is by my side, from the roof are hanging sicles of ice they're whiny voices get irritating
F
It's Christmas time again
F D A#
C
So I stand with a dead smile on my face, wondering how much of my time they'll waste oh gosh i hate
satan's helpers
F D A# C
And then I guess I must've snapped, cause I grabbed the baseball bat and made them all run for shelter
[Chorus 1]
F G
It's Christmas time, again
D A# F G
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
D A# F
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
G A A# F
You people scare me, please stay away from my home
G A A# G
If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[Repeat Intro]
F D C A#
[Verse 2]
F D A#
C
Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve, cause the cops came and arrested me they had
unfair advantage
F D A#
C
And even though the jail didn't have a tree, Christmas came a night early cause a guy name Bubba
my package
[Chorus 2]
F G
It's Christmas time, again
D A# F G
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
D A# F
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
G A A# F
You people scare me, please stay away from my home
G A A# G
If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[Post-Chorus]
F G D A#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
F G D A#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
F G D A#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
F G D A#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
F G D A#
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
F G A A# F
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas