Intro
F# E
F# E B
F# E B
F# E B
[Verse]
F# E B
When I get out of the hospital
F# E B
I'm gonna be unstoppable
F# E B
(When he gets out of the hospital
F# E B
He's gonna be unstoppable)
F# E B
I'm gonna drink plenty of water
B F# B E
And eat my greens
[Bridge]
F# E B F# E B
(He's gonna join the straight edge scene)
[Chorus]
D B
Hospital's not the place to be
E F#
Is what I've been learning
D B
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
E F#
I'm not returning
D B
Hospital's not the place to be
E F#
Is what I've been learning
D
So strip the beds
B
And burn the sheets
E F# E B F# E B
I'm not returning
[Verse]
F# E B
When I get out the hospital
F# E B
I'm never going back at all
F# E B
(When he gets out of the hospital
F# E B
He's gonna be unbearable)
F# E B F# E B
I'm gonna stay away from drink and drugs
F# E B F# E B
(He's gonna be a bit sanctimonious)
[Chorus]
D B
Hospital's not the place to be
E F#
Is what I've been learning
D B
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
E F#
I'm not returning
D B
Hospital's not the place to be
E F#
Is what I've been learning
D
So strip the beds
B
And burn the sheets
E F#
I'm not returning
[Interlude]
F#
[Bridge]
F# E
When you go booze mental
F#
Remember water's boring
E
But essential
F#
They tried to make me go to rehab
E
And I said
F# E
That's probably a very good idea
[Outro]
D E
When I get out of the hospital, x8
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