Intro
C A#
C A# F
C A# F
C A# F
[Verse]
C A# F
When I get out of the hospital
C A# F
I'm gonna be unstoppable
C A# F
(When he gets out of the hospital
C A# F
He's gonna be unstoppable)
C A# F
I'm gonna drink plenty of water
F C F A#
And eat my greens
[Bridge]
C A# F C A# F
(He's gonna join the straight edge scene)
[Chorus]
G# F
Hospital's not the place to be
A# C
Is what I've been learning
G# F
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
A# C
I'm not returning
G# F
Hospital's not the place to be
A# C
Is what I've been learning
G#
So strip the beds
F
And burn the sheets
A# C A# F C A# F
I'm not returning
[Verse]
C A# F
When I get out the hospital
C A# F
I'm never going back at all
C A# F
(When he gets out of the hospital
C A# F
He's gonna be unbearable)
C A# F C A# F
I'm gonna stay away from drink and drugs
C A# F C A# F
(He's gonna be a bit sanctimonious)
[Chorus]
G# F
Hospital's not the place to be
A# C
Is what I've been learning
G# F
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
A# C
I'm not returning
G# F
Hospital's not the place to be
A# C
Is what I've been learning
G#
So strip the beds
F
And burn the sheets
A# C
I'm not returning
[Interlude]
C
[Bridge]
C A#
When you go booze mental
C
Remember water's boring
A#
But essential
C
They tried to make me go to rehab
A#
And I said
C A#
That's probably a very good idea
[Outro]
G# A#
When I get out of the hospital, x8
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