Intro
G F
G F C
G F C
G F C
[Verse]
G F C
When I get out of the hospital
G F C
I'm gonna be unstoppable
G F C
(When he gets out of the hospital
G F C
He's gonna be unstoppable)
G F C
I'm gonna drink plenty of water
C G C F
And eat my greens
[Bridge]
G F C G F C
(He's gonna join the straight edge scene)
[Chorus]
D# C
Hospital's not the place to be
F G
Is what I've been learning
D# C
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
F G
I'm not returning
D# C
Hospital's not the place to be
F G
Is what I've been learning
D#
So strip the beds
C
And burn the sheets
F G F C G F C
I'm not returning
[Verse]
G F C
When I get out the hospital
G F C
I'm never going back at all
G F C
(When he gets out of the hospital
G F C
He's gonna be unbearable)
G F C G F C
I'm gonna stay away from drink and drugs
G F C G F C
(He's gonna be a bit sanctimonious)
[Chorus]
D# C
Hospital's not the place to be
F G
Is what I've been learning
D# C
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
F G
I'm not returning
D# C
Hospital's not the place to be
F G
Is what I've been learning
D#
So strip the beds
C
And burn the sheets
F G
I'm not returning
[Interlude]
G
[Bridge]
G F
When you go booze mental
G
Remember water's boring
F
But essential
G
They tried to make me go to rehab
F
And I said
G F
That's probably a very good idea
[Outro]
D# F
When I get out of the hospital, x8
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