Intro
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A G D
A G D
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[Verse]
A G D
When I get out of the hospital
A G D
I'm gonna be unstoppable
A G D
(When he gets out of the hospital
A G D
He's gonna be unstoppable)
A G D
I'm gonna drink plenty of water
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And eat my greens
[Bridge]
A G D A G D
(He's gonna join the straight edge scene)
[Chorus]
F D
Hospital's not the place to be
G A
Is what I've been learning
F D
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
G A
I'm not returning
F D
Hospital's not the place to be
G A
Is what I've been learning
F
So strip the beds
D
And burn the sheets
G A G D A G D
I'm not returning
[Verse]
A G D
When I get out the hospital
A G D
I'm never going back at all
A G D
(When he gets out of the hospital
A G D
He's gonna be unbearable)
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I'm gonna stay away from drink and drugs
A G D A G D
(He's gonna be a bit sanctimonious)
[Chorus]
F D
Hospital's not the place to be
G A
Is what I've been learning
F D
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
G A
I'm not returning
F D
Hospital's not the place to be
G A
Is what I've been learning
F
So strip the beds
D
And burn the sheets
G A
I'm not returning
[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
A G
When you go booze mental
A
Remember water's boring
G
But essential
A
They tried to make me go to rehab
G
And I said
A G
That's probably a very good idea
[Outro]
F G
When I get out of the hospital, x8
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