Intro
D G D D A D
[Verse 1]
D G D
Life's become a great big list
D A D
Of things to do and buy and fix
D G A
At night we pass out before ten
G D A D
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Verse 2]
D G D
I looked for your id today
D A D
Seemed that id had gone away
D G A
Ain't been used since who knows when
G D A D
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Bridge]
A D
We used to be triple-x rated
A A
Look at us now, so domesticated
N.C.
Don't you hate it?
[Verse 3]
D G D
What happened to babe and stud?
D A D
Too much KFC and Bud
D G A
I shout it out into the wind
A D A D
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Verse 4]
N.C.
And, the women say!
D G D
Come here baby, scratch my itch
D A D
Or, I'll show you one mean ass bitch
D G A
I'm so tired of acting Zen
G D A D
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Break]
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[Verse 5]
N.C.
And, the men say!
D G D
Come here baby, bail me out
D A D
Don't make me have to beg and bout
D G A
I'm ready now just tell me when
G D A D
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Bridge]
A D
Screw making love, it's way too ambitious
A A
Let's get down on the rug, when you finish the dishes
N.C.
Don't you wish it!?!
[Verse 6]
D G D
Not now Hon, the eggs are frying
D A D
But, you get extra points for trying
D G A
Maybe I can squeeze you in
G D A D
Between the PTA and CNN
[Outro]
G D A D
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
N.C.
Don’t make me go to where I ain’t been
G D A D
Are we ever gonna have sex again?