Intro
A D A A E A
[Verse 1]
A D A
Life's become a great big list
A E A
Of things to do and buy and fix
A D E
At night we pass out before ten
D A E A
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Verse 2]
A D A
I looked for your id today
A E A
Seemed that id had gone away
A D E
Ain't been used since who knows when
D A E A
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Bridge]
E A
We used to be triple-x rated
E E
Look at us now, so domesticated
N.C.
Don't you hate it?
[Verse 3]
A D A
What happened to babe and stud?
A E A
Too much KFC and Bud
A D E
I shout it out into the wind
E A E A
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Verse 4]
N.C.
And, the women say!
A D A
Come here baby, scratch my itch
A E A
Or, I'll show you one mean ass bitch
A D E
I'm so tired of acting Zen
D A E A
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Break]
A D A A E A A D E A D E A
[Verse 5]
N.C.
And, the men say!
A D A
Come here baby, bail me out
A E A
Don't make me have to beg and bout
A D E
I'm ready now just tell me when
D A E A
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Bridge]
E A
Screw making love, it's way too ambitious
E E
Let's get down on the rug, when you finish the dishes
N.C.
Don't you wish it!?!
[Verse 6]
A D A
Not now Hon, the eggs are frying
A E A
But, you get extra points for trying
A D E
Maybe I can squeeze you in
D A E A
Between the PTA and CNN
[Outro]
D A E A
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
N.C.
Don’t make me go to where I ain’t been
D A E A
Are we ever gonna have sex again?