Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Life's become a great big list
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Of things to do and buy and fix
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At night we pass out before ten
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Verse 2]
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I looked for your id today
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Seemed that id had gone away
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Ain't been used since who knows when
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Bridge]
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We used to be triple-x rated
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Look at us now, so domesticated
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Don't you hate it?
[Verse 3]
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What happened to babe and stud?
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Too much KFC and Bud
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I shout it out into the wind
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Verse 4]
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And, the women say!
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Come here baby, scratch my itch
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Or, I'll show you one mean ass bitch
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I'm so tired of acting Zen
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Break]
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[Verse 5]
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And, the men say!
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Come here baby, bail me out
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Don't make me have to beg and bout
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I'm ready now just tell me when
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Bridge]
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Screw making love, it's way too ambitious
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Let's get down on the rug, when you finish the dishes
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Don't you wish it!?!
[Verse 6]
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Not now Hon, the eggs are frying
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But, you get extra points for trying
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Maybe I can squeeze you in
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Between the PTA and CNN
[Outro]
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
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Don’t make me go to where I ain’t been
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?