Intro
E A E E B E
[Verse 1]
E A E
Life's become a great big list
E B E
Of things to do and buy and fix
E A B
At night we pass out before ten
A E B E
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Verse 2]
E A E
I looked for your id today
E B E
Seemed that id had gone away
E A B
Ain't been used since who knows when
A E B E
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Bridge]
B E
We used to be triple-x rated
B B
Look at us now, so domesticated
N.C.
Don't you hate it?
[Verse 3]
E A E
What happened to babe and stud?
E B E
Too much KFC and Bud
E A B
I shout it out into the wind
B E B E
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Verse 4]
N.C.
And, the women say!
E A E
Come here baby, scratch my itch
E B E
Or, I'll show you one mean ass bitch
E A B
I'm so tired of acting Zen
A E B E
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Break]
E A E E B E E A B E A B E
[Verse 5]
N.C.
And, the men say!
E A E
Come here baby, bail me out
E B E
Don't make me have to beg and bout
E A B
I'm ready now just tell me when
A E B E
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
[Bridge]
B E
Screw making love, it's way too ambitious
B B
Let's get down on the rug, when you finish the dishes
N.C.
Don't you wish it!?!
[Verse 6]
E A E
Not now Hon, the eggs are frying
E B E
But, you get extra points for trying
E A B
Maybe I can squeeze you in
A E B E
Between the PTA and CNN
[Outro]
A E B E
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
N.C.
Don’t make me go to where I ain’t been
A E B E
Are we ever gonna have sex again?