Tuning: Standard
A# C F
A# C F
My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad
A# C F
I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad
A# C F
I've been taking lots of drugs because they teach me not to care
A# C F
Yeah I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair
A# C F C F
Ooooooooh
A# G F (maybe continue with E, not sure)
My brother told that he's gonna kill himself tonight
A# G F
With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife
A# G F
He said that when he's dead I'll have his Nintendo 64
A# G F
And I can play it all night long sitting on the basement floor
A# C F C F
Ooooooooh
A# C F
My girlfriend told me she doesn't love me anymore
A# C F
And I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool
A# C F
So I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink
A# C F
She said next time use the toilet then she offered me a drink
A# C F C F
Ooooooooh
end on D