Tuning: Standard
D# F A#
D# F A#
My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad
D# F A#
I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad
D# F A#
I've been taking lots of drugs because they teach me not to care
D# F A#
Yeah I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair
D# F A# F A#
Ooooooooh
D# C A# (maybe continue with E, not sure)
My brother told that he's gonna kill himself tonight
D# C A#
With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife
D# C A#
He said that when he's dead I'll have his Nintendo 64
D# C A#
And I can play it all night long sitting on the basement floor
D# F A# F A#
Ooooooooh
D# F A#
My girlfriend told me she doesn't love me anymore
D# F A#
And I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool
D# F A#
So I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink
D# F A#
She said next time use the toilet then she offered me a drink
D# F A# F A#
Ooooooooh
end on D