Tuning: Standard
E F# B
E F# B
My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad
E F# B
I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad
E F# B
I've been taking lots of drugs because they teach me not to care
E F# B
Yeah I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair
E F# B F# B
Ooooooooh
E C# B (maybe continue with E, not sure)
My brother told that he's gonna kill himself tonight
E C# B
With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife
E C# B
He said that when he's dead I'll have his Nintendo 64
E C# B
And I can play it all night long sitting on the basement floor
E F# B F# B
Ooooooooh
E F# B
My girlfriend told me she doesn't love me anymore
E F# B
And I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool
E F# B
So I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink
E F# B
She said next time use the toilet then she offered me a drink
E F# B F# B
Ooooooooh
end on D