Tuning: Standard
B C# F#
B C# F#
My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad
B C# F#
I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad
B C# F#
I've been taking lots of drugs because they teach me not to care
B C# F#
Yeah I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair
B C# F# C# F#
Ooooooooh
B G# F# (maybe continue with E, not sure)
My brother told that he's gonna kill himself tonight
B G# F#
With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife
B G# F#
He said that when he's dead I'll have his Nintendo 64
B G# F#
And I can play it all night long sitting on the basement floor
B C# F# C# F#
Ooooooooh
B C# F#
My girlfriend told me she doesn't love me anymore
B C# F#
And I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool
B C# F#
So I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink
B C# F#
She said next time use the toilet then she offered me a drink
B C# F# C# F#
Ooooooooh
end on D