Intro
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Jingle bells, jingle bells
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Jingle all the day
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I just can't wait till Christmas time
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When I can roll you in the hay
[Verse 1]
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Easy come, easy go
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Have a good time with lots of dough
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Slipping up high, slipping down low
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Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
[Interlude]
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Listen
[Verse 2]
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I like female form in minimum dress
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Money to spend with a capital "S"
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Get a date with the woman in red
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Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
[Pre-Chorus]
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He got it
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I want it
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They got it
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I can't have it
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But I want it
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But it don't matter
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She got it
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And I can't get it
[Chorus]
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I want a mistress for Christmas
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I want a mistress for Christmas
[Bridge]
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I want a mistress
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for Christmas
[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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Easy come, easy go
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Slipping high, slipping low
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Alright
[Pre-Chorus]
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He got it
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I want it
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They got it
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I can't have it
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I want it
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Don't matter
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She got it
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And I can't get it
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(Mistress) He got it
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And I want it
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(For Christmas) They got it
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And I can't have it
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(Mistress) But I want it
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It don't matter
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(For Christmas) She got it
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And I can't get a
[Chorus]
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Mistress for Christmas
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(You know what I'm talking about)
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(Mistress for Christmas)
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You got to send her down, you got to send her down
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(Mistress for Christmas)
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I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
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Mistress for Christmas
[Outro]
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I can hear you coming down my smoke stack, yeah
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I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah
