Intro
C G C G F C
Jingle bells, jingle bells
C G
Jingle all the day
C G C G
I just can't wait till Christmas time
F C C G
When I can roll you in the hay
[Verse 1]
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Easy come, easy go
F C C G
Have a good time with lots of dough
C G C G
Slipping up high, slipping down low
F C C G
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
[Interlude]
F C C G F C A# F G
F C C G F C G
Listen
[Verse 2]
C G C G
I like female form in minimum dress
F C C G
Money to spend with a capital "S"
C G C G
Get a date with the woman in red
F C C G
Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
[Pre-Chorus]
C G
He got it
F C
I want it
C G
They got it
F C
I can't have it
C G
But I want it
F C
But it don't matter
C G
She got it
F C F C F C
And I can't get it
[Chorus]
C G C G F C C G
I want a mistress for Christmas
C G C G F C C G
I want a mistress for Christmas
[Bridge]
D A G D (x2)
D A G D
I want a mistress
D A G D
for Christmas
[Solo]
A G D (x4)
[Verse 3]
F C C G F C G
Easy come, easy go
F C C G
Slipping high, slipping low
F C G
Alright
[Pre-Chorus]
C G
He got it
F C
I want it
C G
They got it
F C
I can't have it
C G
I want it
F C
Don't matter
C G
She got it
F C
And I can't get it
C G
(Mistress) He got it
F C
And I want it
C G
(For Christmas) They got it
F C
And I can't have it
C G
(Mistress) But I want it
F C
It don't matter
C G
(For Christmas) She got it
F C
And I can't get a
[Chorus]
C G C G
Mistress for Christmas
F C C G
(You know what I'm talking about)
C G C G
(Mistress for Christmas)
F C C G
You got to send her down, you got to send her down
C G C G
(Mistress for Christmas)
F C C G
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
C G C G
Mistress for Christmas
[Outro]
F C
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack, yeah
C G
I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah