Intro
A E A E D A
Jingle bells, jingle bells
A E
Jingle all the day
A E A E
I just can't wait till Christmas time
D A A E
When I can roll you in the hay
[Verse 1]
A E A E
Easy come, easy go
D A A E
Have a good time with lots of dough
A E A E
Slipping up high, slipping down low
D A A E
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
[Interlude]
D A A E D A G D E
D A A E D A E
Listen
[Verse 2]
A E A E
I like female form in minimum dress
D A A E
Money to spend with a capital "S"
A E A E
Get a date with the woman in red
D A A E
Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
[Pre-Chorus]
A E
He got it
D A
I want it
A E
They got it
D A
I can't have it
A E
But I want it
D A
But it don't matter
A E
She got it
D A D A D A
And I can't get it
[Chorus]
A E A E D A A E
I want a mistress for Christmas
A E A E D A A E
I want a mistress for Christmas
[Bridge]
B F# E B (x2)
B F# E B
I want a mistress
B F# E B
for Christmas
[Solo]
F# E B (x4)
[Verse 3]
D A A E D A E
Easy come, easy go
D A A E
Slipping high, slipping low
D A E
Alright
[Pre-Chorus]
A E
He got it
D A
I want it
A E
They got it
D A
I can't have it
A E
I want it
D A
Don't matter
A E
She got it
D A
And I can't get it
A E
(Mistress) He got it
D A
And I want it
A E
(For Christmas) They got it
D A
And I can't have it
A E
(Mistress) But I want it
D A
It don't matter
A E
(For Christmas) She got it
D A
And I can't get a
[Chorus]
A E A E
Mistress for Christmas
D A A E
(You know what I'm talking about)
A E A E
(Mistress for Christmas)
D A A E
You got to send her down, you got to send her down
A E A E
(Mistress for Christmas)
D A A E
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
A E A E
Mistress for Christmas
[Outro]
D A
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack, yeah
A E
I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah