Intro
E B E B A E
Jingle bells, jingle bells
E B
Jingle all the day
E B E B
I just can't wait till Christmas time
A E E B
When I can roll you in the hay
[Verse 1]
E B E B
Easy come, easy go
A E E B
Have a good time with lots of dough
E B E B
Slipping up high, slipping down low
A E E B
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
[Interlude]
A E E B A E D A B
A E E B A E B
Listen
[Verse 2]
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I like female form in minimum dress
A E E B
Money to spend with a capital "S"
E B E B
Get a date with the woman in red
A E E B
Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
[Pre-Chorus]
E B
He got it
A E
I want it
E B
They got it
A E
I can't have it
E B
But I want it
A E
But it don't matter
E B
She got it
A E A E A E
And I can't get it
[Chorus]
E B E B A E E B
I want a mistress for Christmas
E B E B A E E B
I want a mistress for Christmas
[Bridge]
F# C# B F# (x2)
F# C# B F#
I want a mistress
F# C# B F#
for Christmas
[Solo]
C# B F# (x4)
[Verse 3]
A E E B A E B
Easy come, easy go
A E E B
Slipping high, slipping low
A E B
Alright
[Pre-Chorus]
E B
He got it
A E
I want it
E B
They got it
A E
I can't have it
E B
I want it
A E
Don't matter
E B
She got it
A E
And I can't get it
E B
(Mistress) He got it
A E
And I want it
E B
(For Christmas) They got it
A E
And I can't have it
E B
(Mistress) But I want it
A E
It don't matter
E B
(For Christmas) She got it
A E
And I can't get a
[Chorus]
E B E B
Mistress for Christmas
A E E B
(You know what I'm talking about)
E B E B
(Mistress for Christmas)
A E E B
You got to send her down, you got to send her down
E B E B
(Mistress for Christmas)
A E E B
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
E B E B
Mistress for Christmas
[Outro]
A E
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack, yeah
E B
I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah