Intro
D A D A G D
Jingle bells, jingle bells
D A
Jingle all the day
D A D A
I just can't wait till Christmas time
G D D A
When I can roll you in the hay
[Verse 1]
D A D A
Easy come, easy go
G D D A
Have a good time with lots of dough
D A D A
Slipping up high, slipping down low
G D D A
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
[Interlude]
G D D A G D C G A
G D D A G D A
Listen
[Verse 2]
D A D A
I like female form in minimum dress
G D D A
Money to spend with a capital "S"
D A D A
Get a date with the woman in red
G D D A
Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
[Pre-Chorus]
D A
He got it
G D
I want it
D A
They got it
G D
I can't have it
D A
But I want it
G D
But it don't matter
D A
She got it
G D G D G D
And I can't get it
[Chorus]
D A D A G D D A
I want a mistress for Christmas
D A D A G D D A
I want a mistress for Christmas
[Bridge]
E B A E (x2)
E B A E
I want a mistress
E B A E
for Christmas
[Solo]
B A E (x4)
[Verse 3]
G D D A G D A
Easy come, easy go
G D D A
Slipping high, slipping low
G D A
Alright
[Pre-Chorus]
D A
He got it
G D
I want it
D A
They got it
G D
I can't have it
D A
I want it
G D
Don't matter
D A
She got it
G D
And I can't get it
D A
(Mistress) He got it
G D
And I want it
D A
(For Christmas) They got it
G D
And I can't have it
D A
(Mistress) But I want it
G D
It don't matter
D A
(For Christmas) She got it
G D
And I can't get a
[Chorus]
D A D A
Mistress for Christmas
G D D A
(You know what I'm talking about)
D A D A
(Mistress for Christmas)
G D D A
You got to send her down, you got to send her down
D A D A
(Mistress for Christmas)
G D D A
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
D A D A
Mistress for Christmas
[Outro]
G D
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack, yeah
D A
I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah