Intro
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[Verse 1]
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I'm rather upper class high society
G# Em
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
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And I always fill my ballrooms
Em
The event is never small
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The social pages say I've got
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The biggest balls of all
[Chorus]
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I've got big balls
Em
I've got big balls
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They're such big balls
Em
And they're fancy big balls
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And he's got big balls
Em
And she's got big balls
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But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse 2]
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And my balls are always bouncing
Em
My ballroom always full
G# Em
And everybody Comes and comes again
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If your name is on the guest list
Em
No one can take you higher
E
Everybody says I've got
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Great balls of fire!
[Chorus]
G#
I've got big balls
Em
I've got big balls
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I've got big balls
Em
And there dirty big ball
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And he's got big balls
Em
And she's got big balls
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But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse 3]
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Some balls are held for charity
Em
And some for fancy dress
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But when they're held for pleasure
Em
They're the balls that I like best
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My balls are always bouncing
Em
To the left and to the right
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It's my belief that my big balls
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Should be held every night
[Chorus]
G#
I've got big balls
Em
I've got big balls
G#
I've got big balls
Em
And they're such big balls
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And he's got big balls
Em
And she's got big balls
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But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Outro]
G# Em
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
G# Em
Oh we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
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Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we've got big balls of them all)