Intro
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[Verse 1]
D# Bm
I'm rather upper class high society
D# Bm
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
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And I always fill my ballrooms
Bm
The event is never small
B
The social pages say I've got
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The biggest balls of all
[Chorus]
D#
I've got big balls
Bm
I've got big balls
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They're such big balls
Bm
And they're fancy big balls
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And he's got big balls
Bm
And she's got big balls
B A#
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse 2]
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And my balls are always bouncing
Bm
My ballroom always full
D# Bm
And everybody Comes and comes again
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If your name is on the guest list
Bm
No one can take you higher
B
Everybody says I've got
A#
Great balls of fire!
[Chorus]
D#
I've got big balls
Bm
I've got big balls
D#
I've got big balls
Bm
And there dirty big ball
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And he's got big balls
Bm
And she's got big balls
B A#
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse 3]
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Some balls are held for charity
Bm
And some for fancy dress
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But when they're held for pleasure
Bm
They're the balls that I like best
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My balls are always bouncing
Bm
To the left and to the right
B
It's my belief that my big balls
A#
Should be held every night
[Chorus]
D#
I've got big balls
Bm
I've got big balls
D#
I've got big balls
Bm
And they're such big balls
D#
And he's got big balls
Bm
And she's got big balls
B A#
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Outro]
D# Bm
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
D# Bm
Oh we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
D# Bm B A#
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we've got big balls of them all)