Intro
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[Verse 1]
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I'm rather upper class high society
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God's gift to ballroom notoriety
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And I always fill my ballrooms
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The event is never small
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The social pages say I've got
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The biggest balls of all
[Chorus]
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I've got big balls
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I've got big balls
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They're such big balls
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And they're fancy big balls
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And he's got big balls
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And she's got big balls
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But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse 2]
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And my balls are always bouncing
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My ballroom always full
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And everybody Comes and comes again
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If your name is on the guest list
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No one can take you higher
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Everybody says I've got
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Great balls of fire!
[Chorus]
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I've got big balls
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I've got big balls
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I've got big balls
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And there dirty big ball
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And he's got big balls
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And she's got big balls
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But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse 3]
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Some balls are held for charity
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And some for fancy dress
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But when they're held for pleasure
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They're the balls that I like best
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My balls are always bouncing
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To the left and to the right
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It's my belief that my big balls
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Should be held every night
[Chorus]
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I've got big balls
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I've got big balls
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I've got big balls
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And they're such big balls
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And he's got big balls
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And she's got big balls
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But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Outro]
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And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
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Oh we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
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Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we've got big balls of them all)