Intro
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[Verse 1]
B Gm
I'm rather upper class high society
B Gm
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
B
And I always fill my ballrooms
Gm
The event is never small
G
The social pages say I've got
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The biggest balls of all
[Chorus]
B
I've got big balls
Gm
I've got big balls
B
They're such big balls
Gm
And they're fancy big balls
B
And he's got big balls
Gm
And she's got big balls
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But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse 2]
B
And my balls are always bouncing
Gm
My ballroom always full
B Gm
And everybody Comes and comes again
B
If your name is on the guest list
Gm
No one can take you higher
G
Everybody says I've got
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Great balls of fire!
[Chorus]
B
I've got big balls
Gm
I've got big balls
B
I've got big balls
Gm
And there dirty big ball
B
And he's got big balls
Gm
And she's got big balls
G F#
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse 3]
B
Some balls are held for charity
Gm
And some for fancy dress
B
But when they're held for pleasure
Gm
They're the balls that I like best
B
My balls are always bouncing
Gm
To the left and to the right
G
It's my belief that my big balls
F#
Should be held every night
[Chorus]
B
I've got big balls
Gm
I've got big balls
B
I've got big balls
Gm
And they're such big balls
B
And he's got big balls
Gm
And she's got big balls
G F#
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Outro]
B Gm
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
B Gm
Oh we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
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Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we've got big balls of them all)