A A#
Mom, I know I let you down
D
And though you say these days are happy
A#
Why's the power off and I'm fucked up and
A A#
Mom, I know I made dad proud
D
Never say your sons a preacher
A#
When the boy can't fill his sleep
I said
D A#
I started jumping the shark
A D
I started jumping the shark
D E
I started jumping the shark
A#
I want a new life
D A#
I started jumping the shark
A D
I started jumping the shark
D D#
I started jumping the shark
A#
I want a new life
F
One as an adult
Dm
So I'm coming home tonight
E
Well no matter what the cost
A#
And if the plane goes down
F
Or if the crew can't wake me up
Dm
Well just know that I'm alright
E
I was not afraid to die
A#
Oh even if there's songs to sing
F
Or grandchildren you'll never meet
Dm
It might not be my time
E
But I was not afraid to die
A#
Cause I put more faith in tv shows
F
Than I ever have in some holy ghost
Dm
You know you played a part
E
but after everything went dark
I started, I started
A# F
I started jumping the shark
Dm A#
I started jumping the shark