A# B
Mom, I know I let you down
D#
And though you say these days are happy
B
Why's the power off and I'm fucked up and
A# B
Mom, I know I made dad proud
D#
Never say your sons a preacher
B
When the boy can't fill his sleep
I said
D# B
I started jumping the shark
A# D#
I started jumping the shark
D# F
I started jumping the shark
B
I want a new life
D# B
I started jumping the shark
A# D#
I started jumping the shark
D# E
I started jumping the shark
B
I want a new life
F#
One as an adult
D#m
So I'm coming home tonight
F
Well no matter what the cost
B
And if the plane goes down
F#
Or if the crew can't wake me up
D#m
Well just know that I'm alright
F
I was not afraid to die
B
Oh even if there's songs to sing
F#
Or grandchildren you'll never meet
D#m
It might not be my time
F
But I was not afraid to die
B
Cause I put more faith in tv shows
F#
Than I ever have in some holy ghost
D#m
You know you played a part
F
but after everything went dark
I started, I started
B F#
I started jumping the shark
D#m B
I started jumping the shark