C C#
Mom, I know I let you down
F
And though you say these days are happy
C#
Why's the power off and I'm fucked up and
C C#
Mom, I know I made dad proud
F
Never say your sons a preacher
C#
When the boy can't fill his sleep
I said
F C#
I started jumping the shark
C F
I started jumping the shark
F G
I started jumping the shark
C#
I want a new life
F C#
I started jumping the shark
C F
I started jumping the shark
F F#
I started jumping the shark
C#
I want a new life
G#
One as an adult
Fm
So I'm coming home tonight
G
Well no matter what the cost
C#
And if the plane goes down
G#
Or if the crew can't wake me up
Fm
Well just know that I'm alright
G
I was not afraid to die
C#
Oh even if there's songs to sing
G#
Or grandchildren you'll never meet
Fm
It might not be my time
G
But I was not afraid to die
C#
Cause I put more faith in tv shows
G#
Than I ever have in some holy ghost
Fm
You know you played a part
G
but after everything went dark
I started, I started
C# G#
I started jumping the shark
Fm C#
I started jumping the shark