C# G# C#
When you're scoring with a chick in a disco bar,
F# A#m
Take her home in your hairy little car,
C# F7 A#m F#
Then you find you went to school with her ma and pa,
C# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C# G# C#
When you won't look in the mirror in the light of day,
F# A#m
Swear you've dyed it when your hair turns grey,
C# F7 A#m F#
When you zip up your trousers and your belly's in the way,
C# G# C#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C* C#
Here you come and there you go,
D# G#
White wheels, spots, and a stereo,
C# F7 A#m F#
But the engine is clapped and the driver also,
C# G# C#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C# G# C#
The barber takes a little less time each week,
F# A#m
The kids don't understand a word you speak,
C# F7 A#m F#
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,
C# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C# G# C#
You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and Coke,
F# A#m
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke,
C# F7 A#m F#
You'd like another dance, but you're afraid you'll have a stroke,
C# G# C#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C* C#
Here you come with your chest all bare,
D# G#
D# little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair,
C# F7 A#m F#
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear,
C# G# C#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C# G# C#
When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot,
F# A#m
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brute,
C# F7 A#m F#
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit,
C# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C# G# C#
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,
F# A#m
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels,
C# F7 A#m F#
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,
C# G# C#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C* C#
Here you come with your lips closed tight,
D# G#
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right,
C# F7 A#m F#
Cause your dentures glow in ultraviolet light,
C# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
F7 A#m F#
oldest swinger in town,
C# F7 A#m F#
And you look so mean because your pants are too tight,
C# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C# F7
And it takes you all night,
A#m F#
To do what you used to do all night,
C# G# C#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
Figured this one out by ear in honour of me bruvvah Pom! ;)
(Good laugh fer an open mic night)
RIP Fred.
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