G# D# G#
When you're scoring with a chick in a disco bar,
C# Fm
Take her home in your hairy little car,
G# C7 Fm C#
Then you find you went to school with her ma and pa,
G# D#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
G# D# G#
When you won't look in the mirror in the light of day,
C# Fm
Swear you've dyed it when your hair turns grey,
G# C7 Fm C#
When you zip up your trousers and your belly's in the way,
G# D# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C* G#
Here you come and there you go,
A# D#
White wheels, spots, and a stereo,
G# C7 Fm C#
But the engine is clapped and the driver also,
G# D# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
G# D# G#
The barber takes a little less time each week,
C# Fm
The kids don't understand a word you speak,
G# C7 Fm C#
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,
G# D#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
G# D# G#
You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and Coke,
C# Fm
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke,
G# C7 Fm C#
You'd like another dance, but you're afraid you'll have a stroke,
G# D# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C* G#
Here you come with your chest all bare,
A# D#
A# little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair,
G# C7 Fm C#
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear,
G# D# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
G# D# G#
When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot,
C# Fm
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brute,
G# C7 Fm C#
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit,
G# D#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
G# D# G#
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,
C# Fm
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels,
G# C7 Fm C#
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,
G# D# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C* G#
Here you come with your lips closed tight,
A# D#
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right,
G# C7 Fm C#
Cause your dentures glow in ultraviolet light,
G# D#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C7 Fm C#
oldest swinger in town,
G# C7 Fm C#
And you look so mean because your pants are too tight,
G# D#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
G# C7
And it takes you all night,
Fm C#
To do what you used to do all night,
G# D# G#
You're the oldest swinger in town.
Figured this one out by ear in honour of me bruvvah Pom! ;)
(Good laugh fer an open mic night)
RIP Fred.
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