E B E
When you're scoring with a chick in a disco bar,
A C#m
Take her home in your hairy little car,
E G#7 C#m A
Then you find you went to school with her ma and pa,
E B
You're the oldest swinger in town.
E B E
When you won't look in the mirror in the light of day,
A C#m
Swear you've dyed it when your hair turns grey,
E G#7 C#m A
When you zip up your trousers and your belly's in the way,
E B E
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C* E
Here you come and there you go,
F# B
White wheels, spots, and a stereo,
E G#7 C#m A
But the engine is clapped and the driver also,
E B E
You're the oldest swinger in town.
E B E
The barber takes a little less time each week,
A C#m
The kids don't understand a word you speak,
E G#7 C#m A
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,
E B
You're the oldest swinger in town.
E B E
You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and Coke,
A C#m
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke,
E G#7 C#m A
You'd like another dance, but you're afraid you'll have a stroke,
E B E
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C* E
Here you come with your chest all bare,
F# B
F# little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair,
E G#7 C#m A
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear,
E B E
You're the oldest swinger in town.
E B E
When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot,
A C#m
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brute,
E G#7 C#m A
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit,
E B
You're the oldest swinger in town.
E B E
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,
A C#m
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels,
E G#7 C#m A
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,
E B E
You're the oldest swinger in town.
C* E
Here you come with your lips closed tight,
F# B
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right,
E G#7 C#m A
Cause your dentures glow in ultraviolet light,
E B
You're the oldest swinger in town.
G#7 C#m A
oldest swinger in town,
E G#7 C#m A
And you look so mean because your pants are too tight,
E B
You're the oldest swinger in town.
E G#7
And it takes you all night,
C#m A
To do what you used to do all night,
E B E
You're the oldest swinger in town.
Figured this one out by ear in honour of me bruvvah Pom! ;)
(Good laugh fer an open mic night)
RIP Fred.
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