Intro
A A A A
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
[Verse]
A C#
I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend and an addict
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All methed up watching television static
A C#
And I'm gonna try and make it for another year
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Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer
[Chorus]
A C#
I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap)
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And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke)
A C#
And I don't have a job and I don't have a home
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Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
A A A A
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
[Verse 2]
A C#
So spun out I can't even see
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Skated so hard I can't even breathe
A C#
But I gotta bomb this hill and I gotta shoot this line
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Gotta get my king for a $1.99
[Chorus 2]
A C#
Cause I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap)
D
And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke)
A C#
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
D
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
A A A A
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
Bridge/Chorus 3 (x3):
A C#
And I'm so fucking cheap
D
And I'm so fucking broke
A C#
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
D
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
A A A A
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
(All Strings Open)
Crash!