Intro
G G G G
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
[Verse]
G B
I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend and an addict
C
All methed up watching television static
G B
And I'm gonna try and make it for another year
C
Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer
[Chorus]
G B
I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap)
C
And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke)
G B
And I don't have a job and I don't have a home
C
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
G G G G
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
[Verse 2]
G B
So spun out I can't even see
C
Skated so hard I can't even breathe
G B
But I gotta bomb this hill and I gotta shoot this line
C
Gotta get my king for a $1.99
[Chorus 2]
G B
Cause I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap)
C
And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke)
G B
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
C
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
G G G G
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
Bridge/Chorus 3 (x3):
G B
And I'm so fucking cheap
C
And I'm so fucking broke
G B
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
C
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
G G G G
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
(All Strings Open)
Crash!