Intro
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Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
[Verse]
C# F
I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend and an addict
Gb
All methed up watching television static
C# F
And I'm gonna try and make it for another year
Gb
Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer
[Chorus]
C# F
I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap)
Gb
And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke)
C# F
And I don't have a job and I don't have a home
Gb
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
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Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
[Verse 2]
C# F
So spun out I can't even see
Gb
Skated so hard I can't even breathe
C# F
But I gotta bomb this hill and I gotta shoot this line
Gb
Gotta get my king for a $1.99
[Chorus 2]
C# F
Cause I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap)
Gb
And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke)
C# F
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Gb
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
C# C# C# C#
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
Bridge/Chorus 3 (x3):
C# F
And I'm so fucking cheap
Gb
And I'm so fucking broke
C# F
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Gb
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
C# C# C# C#
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!
(All Strings Open)
Crash!