Verse
B
Close that door
F#
Go away
B F#
That's right, you just scared me
B
Oh my god
B
I'm not dead
F#
I'm not dead
F#
I'm not dead
D#m
I'm not deeeaad
N.C.
No no no no
B
I'm not here...
F# B
I'm a sleepy baby
D#m B
Oooh boohoo
F#
my nightmares are bad
C#m
but I'm sleeping
N.C.
Go fuuuuuump yourself
[Chorus]
B
I'm sleeping
F#
I'm sleeping
B F#
Can you hear me snoring?
B
I'm sleeping
C#m
I'm sleeping
D#m B
Can you hear me snoring?
[Verse 2]
B F#
Oh-kay, good.. yes
B D#m
You put me in the shhhiddeeee toilet
G#m
(Oh,) but that's okay...
C# F#
Don't listen to the noises of the night
[Chorus]
B
I'm sleeping
F#
I'm sleeping
B F#
Can you hear me snoring?
B
I'm sleeping
C#m
I'm sleeping
D#m B
Can you hear me snoring?
B
I'm sleeping
F#
I'm sleeping
B F#
Can you hear me snoring?
B
I'm sleeping
C#m
I'm sleeping
D#m B
Can you hear me snoring?
[Bridge]
B
Boy oh boy, oh boy
F#
Oh boy, oh bo-
B
Oh, boned; oh boned, I am!
E
Over to the other side...
G#m
OKAY I LOOKED BACK-
C#m F#
GET UP, GET UUUPP!!!
[Chorus]
B
I'm sleeping
F#
I'm sleeping
B F#
Can you hear me snoring?
B
I'm sleeping
C#m
I'm sleeping
D#m B
Can you hear me snoring?
B
I'm sleeping
F#
I'm sleeping
B F#
Can you hear me snoring?
B
I'm sleeping
C#m
I'm sleeping
D#m B
Can you hear me snoring?
N.C.
Ohh... that's my head... in your mouth; I am dead.