Verse
D
Close that door
A
Go away
D A
That's right, you just scared me
D
Oh my god
D
I'm not dead
A
I'm not dead
A
I'm not dead
F#m
I'm not deeeaad
N.C.
No no no no
D
I'm not here...
A D
I'm a sleepy baby
F#m D
Oooh boohoo
A
my nightmares are bad
Em
but I'm sleeping
N.C.
Go fuuuuuump yourself
[Chorus]
D
I'm sleeping
A
I'm sleeping
D A
Can you hear me snoring?
D
I'm sleeping
Em
I'm sleeping
F#m D
Can you hear me snoring?
[Verse 2]
D A
Oh-kay, good.. yes
D F#m
You put me in the shhhiddeeee toilet
Bm
(Oh,) but that's okay...
E A
Don't listen to the noises of the night
[Chorus]
D
I'm sleeping
A
I'm sleeping
D A
Can you hear me snoring?
D
I'm sleeping
Em
I'm sleeping
F#m D
Can you hear me snoring?
D
I'm sleeping
A
I'm sleeping
D A
Can you hear me snoring?
D
I'm sleeping
Em
I'm sleeping
F#m D
Can you hear me snoring?
[Bridge]
D
Boy oh boy, oh boy
A
Oh boy, oh bo-
D
Oh, boned; oh boned, I am!
G
Over to the other side...
Bm
OKAY I LOOKED BACK-
Em A
GET UP, GET UUUPP!!!
[Chorus]
D
I'm sleeping
A
I'm sleeping
D A
Can you hear me snoring?
D
I'm sleeping
Em
I'm sleeping
F#m D
Can you hear me snoring?
D
I'm sleeping
A
I'm sleeping
D A
Can you hear me snoring?
D
I'm sleeping
Em
I'm sleeping
F#m D
Can you hear me snoring?
N.C.
Ohh... that's my head... in your mouth; I am dead.