Verse
G
Close that door
D
Go away
G D
That's right, you just scared me
G
Oh my god
G
I'm not dead
D
I'm not dead
D
I'm not dead
Bm
I'm not deeeaad
N.C.
No no no no
G
I'm not here...
D G
I'm a sleepy baby
Bm G
Oooh boohoo
D
my nightmares are bad
Am
but I'm sleeping
N.C.
Go fuuuuuump yourself
[Chorus]
G
I'm sleeping
D
I'm sleeping
G D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm G
Can you hear me snoring?
[Verse 2]
G D
Oh-kay, good.. yes
G Bm
You put me in the shhhiddeeee toilet
Em
(Oh,) but that's okay...
A D
Don't listen to the noises of the night
[Chorus]
G
I'm sleeping
D
I'm sleeping
G D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm G
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
D
I'm sleeping
G D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm G
Can you hear me snoring?
[Bridge]
G
Boy oh boy, oh boy
D
Oh boy, oh bo-
G
Oh, boned; oh boned, I am!
C
Over to the other side...
Em
OKAY I LOOKED BACK-
Am D
GET UP, GET UUUPP!!!
[Chorus]
G
I'm sleeping
D
I'm sleeping
G D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm G
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
D
I'm sleeping
G D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm G
Can you hear me snoring?
N.C.
Ohh... that's my head... in your mouth; I am dead.