Intro
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[Verse 1]
C F
Darling I've loved you for so long
C F
And I've wrote you many a many a song
C F
But something has snuck into my life
C F
Even though your my precious wife
Em F#m
I know exactly what I have to do
Em E7
Well baby we're through
[Verse 2]
C F
I'm leaving you for my truck
C F
For into my heart it has snuck
Em F#m
No this wasn't always my goal
Em F#m
But them headlights they stare into my soul
Em E7
What I have finally found is good and true
N.C. C F
So I'm leaving you
C F
Oh baby I'm leaving you
[Verse 3]
C F
Now darling I hate to break your heart
C F
But you're about as attractive as a shopping cart
C F
Besides those jacked up tires and mud grips
C F
Oooohhhh lord they make me bite my lip
Em F#m
You can keep the house the kids and even the dog
Em E7
Cause they don't compare to them thirty-fours in a mud bog
[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
C F
Miller lite cans on the floor
C F
Well they leave me wanting more
C F
And I've never felt so alive
C F
Until I put her in four wheel drive
Em F#m
We'll have a family of our own
Em
They'll have her radiator and
E7
My Y chromosome
[Interlude]
C F x2
[Verse 5]
C F
But that doctor said we couldn't procreate
C F
Well I think that he underestimates me
Em F#m
Late at night under light of the moon
Em F#m
Me and my truck we begin to spoon
Em E7
Oh wait I forgot I left the engine on.......
[Outro]
N.C.
I need to go to the hospital.
That's not the next verse, no seriously that burned real bad.
Someone take me to the hospital.