Intro
G C G C
[Verse 1]
G C
Darling I've loved you for so long
G C
And I've wrote you many a many a song
G C
But something has snuck into my life
G C
Even though your my precious wife
Bm C#m
I know exactly what I have to do
Bm B7
Well baby we're through
[Verse 2]
G C
I'm leaving you for my truck
G C
For into my heart it has snuck
Bm C#m
No this wasn't always my goal
Bm C#m
But them headlights they stare into my soul
Bm B7
What I have finally found is good and true
N.C. G C
So I'm leaving you
G C
Oh baby I'm leaving you
[Verse 3]
G C
Now darling I hate to break your heart
G C
But you're about as attractive as a shopping cart
G C
Besides those jacked up tires and mud grips
G C
Oooohhhh lord they make me bite my lip
Bm C#m
You can keep the house the kids and even the dog
Bm B7
Cause they don't compare to them thirty-fours in a mud bog
[Interlude]
G C x4
[Verse 4]
G C
Miller lite cans on the floor
G C
Well they leave me wanting more
G C
And I've never felt so alive
G C
Until I put her in four wheel drive
Bm C#m
We'll have a family of our own
Bm
They'll have her radiator and
B7
My Y chromosome
[Interlude]
G C x2
[Verse 5]
G C
But that doctor said we couldn't procreate
G C
Well I think that he underestimates me
Bm C#m
Late at night under light of the moon
Bm C#m
Me and my truck we begin to spoon
Bm B7
Oh wait I forgot I left the engine on.......
[Outro]
N.C.
I need to go to the hospital.
That's not the next verse, no seriously that burned real bad.
Someone take me to the hospital.