Intro
D# G# D# G#
[Verse 1]
D# G#
Darling I've loved you for so long
D# G#
And I've wrote you many a many a song
D# G#
But something has snuck into my life
D# G#
Even though your my precious wife
Gm Am
I know exactly what I have to do
Gm G7
Well baby we're through
[Verse 2]
D# G#
I'm leaving you for my truck
D# G#
For into my heart it has snuck
Gm Am
No this wasn't always my goal
Gm Am
But them headlights they stare into my soul
Gm G7
What I have finally found is good and true
N.C. D# G#
So I'm leaving you
D# G#
Oh baby I'm leaving you
[Verse 3]
D# G#
Now darling I hate to break your heart
D# G#
But you're about as attractive as a shopping cart
D# G#
Besides those jacked up tires and mud grips
D# G#
Oooohhhh lord they make me bite my lip
Gm Am
You can keep the house the kids and even the dog
Gm G7
Cause they don't compare to them thirty-fours in a mud bog
[Interlude]
D# G# x4
[Verse 4]
D# G#
Miller lite cans on the floor
D# G#
Well they leave me wanting more
D# G#
And I've never felt so alive
D# G#
Until I put her in four wheel drive
Gm Am
We'll have a family of our own
Gm
They'll have her radiator and
G7
My Y chromosome
[Interlude]
D# G# x2
[Verse 5]
D# G#
But that doctor said we couldn't procreate
D# G#
Well I think that he underestimates me
Gm Am
Late at night under light of the moon
Gm Am
Me and my truck we begin to spoon
Gm G7
Oh wait I forgot I left the engine on.......
[Outro]
N.C.
I need to go to the hospital.
That's not the next verse, no seriously that burned real bad.
Someone take me to the hospital.