Verse
A5 B5
Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
D5 C5
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)
A5 B5 D5
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
C5
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
A5 B5
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
D5 C5
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
A# B5 D5
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh)
C5
"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
A5 B5
Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
D5 C5
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
A5 B5
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
D5 C5
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
A5 B5
I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
D5 C5
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
A5 B5
Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
D5 C5
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
[Chorus]
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[Verse 2]
A5 B5
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh)
D5 C5
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
A5 B5 D5
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
C5
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow)
A5 B5
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
D5 C5
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
A5 B5 D5 C5
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me,
"Let's just be friends"
A5 B5 D5
99 percent of my life, I was lied to
C5
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)
A5 B5
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
D5 C5
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
(Oh, thank you)
A5 B5
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
D5 C5
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
(Ahh, ahh, ahh)
A5 B5
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
D5 C5
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
[Chorus]
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[Verse 3]
A5 G5*
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Bb5* G#5*
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
A5 B5
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that)
D5 C5
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh, yup)
A5 B5 D5
C#m I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
C5
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
A5 B5
All my life I was very deprived
D5 C5
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops)
A5 B5
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
D5 C5
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (Come here)
A5 B5
When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
D5 C5
How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits
A5 B5
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
D5 C5
With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)
A5
'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr)
B5 D5
And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?)
C5
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[Chorus]
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
A5 B5 D5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
C5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady