Verse
D5 E5
Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
G5 F5
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)
D5 E5 G5
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
F5
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
D5 E5
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
G5 F5
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
D# E5 G5
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh)
F5
"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
D5 E5
Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
G5 F5
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
D5 E5
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
G5 F5
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
D5 E5
I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
G5 F5
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
D5 E5
Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
G5 F5
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
[Chorus]
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[Verse 2]
D5 E5
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh)
G5 F5
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
D5 E5 G5
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
F5
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow)
D5 E5
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
G5 F5
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
D5 E5 G5 F5
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me,
"Let's just be friends"
D5 E5 G5
99 percent of my life, I was lied to
F5
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)
D5 E5
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
G5 F5
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
(Oh, thank you)
D5 E5
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
G5 F5
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
(Ahh, ahh, ahh)
D5 E5
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
G5 F5
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
[Chorus]
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[Verse 3]
D5 G5*
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Bb5* G#5*
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
D5 E5
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that)
G5 F5
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh, yup)
D5 E5 G5
F#m I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
F5
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
D5 E5
All my life I was very deprived
G5 F5
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops)
D5 E5
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
G5 F5
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (Come here)
D5 E5
When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
G5 F5
How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits
D5 E5
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
G5 F5
With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)
D5
'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr)
E5 G5
And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?)
F5
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[Chorus]
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
D5 E5 G5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
F5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady