Verse
B5 C#5
Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Fb5 D5
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)
B5 C#5 Fb5
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
D5
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
B5 C#5
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
Fb5 D5
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
C C#5 Fb5
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh)
D5
"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
B5 C#5
Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
Fb5 D5
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
B5 C#5
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
Fb5 D5
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
B5 C#5
I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
Fb5 D5
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
B5 C#5
Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
Fb5 D5
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
[Chorus]
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[Verse 2]
B5 C#5
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh)
Fb5 D5
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
B5 C#5 Fb5
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
D5
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow)
B5 C#5
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Fb5 D5
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
B5 C#5 Fb5 D5
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me,
"Let's just be friends"
B5 C#5 Fb5
99 percent of my life, I was lied to
D5
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)
B5 C#5
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Fb5 D5
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
(Oh, thank you)
B5 C#5
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
Fb5 D5
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
(Ahh, ahh, ahh)
B5 C#5
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
Fb5 D5
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
[Chorus]
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[Verse 3]
B5 G5*
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Bb5* G#5*
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
B5 C#5
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that)
Fb5 D5
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh, yup)
B5 C#5 Fb5
D#m I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
D5
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
B5 C#5
All my life I was very deprived
Fb5 D5
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops)
B5 C#5
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
Fb5 D5
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (Come here)
B5 C#5
When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Fb5 D5
How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits
B5 C#5
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Fb5 D5
With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)
B5
'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr)
C#5 Fb5
And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?)
D5
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[Chorus]
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
B5 C#5 Fb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
D5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
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