Em C
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Em C Em
Ok, guess who's back? back again, Shady's back, tell a friend, whaaaaaaaa
Em Em/F#
Now everyone report to the dance floor, to the dance floor, to the dance floor
Em/G Em/A NC
Now everyone report to the dance floor, alright stop, pajama time
Em
Come here little kiddies, on my lap, guess who's back with a brand new rap?
C Em
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigate and accusate (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys, what else could I possibly do to make noise?
C
I done touched on everything, but little boys
Em
That's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
C
I go a little bit crazy sometimes, I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Em
Good God, dip, do a little slide, bend down, touch your toes and just glide
C
Up the center of the dance floor, like TP for my bunghole, and it's cool if you let one go
Em
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? give a little "poot poot", it's ok! [fart]
C
Oops my cd just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip
Em
Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
C
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Em
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
C
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Em
Well, it's Friday and it's my day, just to party all the way to Sunday
C
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day, every day's just a holiday
Em
Crusin' on the freeway, feelin' kinda breezy, got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
C
I dunno where I'm goin', all I know is when I get there, someone's gonna "touch my body"
Em
Excuse me Miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
C
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (yeah)
Em
Now, what's your name girl? what's your sign? "man, you must be up out your mind"
C
Dre! (ha-ha) beer goggles, blind, I'm just tryin to unwind, now I'm
Em
I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
C
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Em
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
C
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Em
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up, I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
C
They say I was running butt naked down the street screaming, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Em
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember, all I know is this much, I'm not guilty
C
They said, save it, boy we gotcha you on tape, yellin' at an old lady, touch my body
/E
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down, it gets real intense, no one makes a sound
/C /B
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now, the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Em
Snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit, yo you signed me up to battle, I'm a grown man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
C Em
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba Teletubbie!
Fella's (what?) fella's (what?) grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
C
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls
Em
Everyone report to the dance floor, it's your chance for a little romance or
C
Butt squeezin' it's the season, just go (ha-ha-ha-ha), it's so appeasin'
Em
I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
C
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Em
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
C
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Em
Ummmmmm touch my body, ummmmmm touch my body
C Em C
Ooh boy just touch my body, I mean girl just touch my body
Em Em/F# Em/G Em/A
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