Fm Db
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Fm Db Fm
Ok, guess who's back? back again, Shady's back, tell a friend, whaaaaaaaa
Fm Fm/G
Now everyone report to the dance floor, to the dance floor, to the dance floor
Fm/Ab Fm/A# NC
Now everyone report to the dance floor, alright stop, pajama time
Fm
Come here little kiddies, on my lap, guess who's back with a brand new rap?
Db Fm
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigate and accusate (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys, what else could I possibly do to make noise?
Db
I done touched on everything, but little boys
Fm
That's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
Db
I go a little bit crazy sometimes, I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Fm
Good God, dip, do a little slide, bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Db
Up the center of the dance floor, like TP for my bunghole, and it's cool if you let one go
Fm
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? give a little "poot poot", it's ok! [fart]
Db
Oops my cd just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip
Fm
Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Db
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Fm
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Db
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Fm
Well, it's Friday and it's my day, just to party all the way to Sunday
Db
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day, every day's just a holiday
Fm
Crusin' on the freeway, feelin' kinda breezy, got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
Db
I dunno where I'm goin', all I know is when I get there, someone's gonna "touch my body"
Fm
Excuse me Miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Db
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (yeah)
Fm
Now, what's your name girl? what's your sign? "man, you must be up out your mind"
Db
Dre! (ha-ha) beer goggles, blind, I'm just tryin to unwind, now I'm
Fm
I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Db
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Fm
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Db
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Fm
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up, I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
Db
They say I was running butt naked down the street screaming, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Fm
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember, all I know is this much, I'm not guilty
Db
They said, save it, boy we gotcha you on tape, yellin' at an old lady, touch my body
/F
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down, it gets real intense, no one makes a sound
/Db /C
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now, the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Fm
Snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit, yo you signed me up to battle, I'm a grown man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
Db Fm
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba Teletubbie!
Fella's (what?) fella's (what?) grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
Db
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls
Fm
Everyone report to the dance floor, it's your chance for a little romance or
Db
Butt squeezin' it's the season, just go (ha-ha-ha-ha), it's so appeasin'
Fm
I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Db
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Fm
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Db
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Fm
Ummmmmm touch my body, ummmmmm touch my body
Db Fm Db
Ooh boy just touch my body, I mean girl just touch my body
Fm Fm/G Fm/Ab Fm/A#
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