Am F
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Am F Am
Ok, guess who's back? back again, Shady's back, tell a friend, whaaaaaaaa
Am Am/B
Now everyone report to the dance floor, to the dance floor, to the dance floor
Am/C Am/D NC
Now everyone report to the dance floor, alright stop, pajama time
Am
Come here little kiddies, on my lap, guess who's back with a brand new rap?
F Am
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigate and accusate (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys, what else could I possibly do to make noise?
F
I done touched on everything, but little boys
Am
That's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
F
I go a little bit crazy sometimes, I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Am
Good God, dip, do a little slide, bend down, touch your toes and just glide
F
Up the center of the dance floor, like TP for my bunghole, and it's cool if you let one go
Am
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? give a little "poot poot", it's ok! [fart]
F
Oops my cd just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip
Am
Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
F
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Am
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
F
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Am
Well, it's Friday and it's my day, just to party all the way to Sunday
F
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day, every day's just a holiday
Am
Crusin' on the freeway, feelin' kinda breezy, got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
F
I dunno where I'm goin', all I know is when I get there, someone's gonna "touch my body"
Am
Excuse me Miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
F
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (yeah)
Am
Now, what's your name girl? what's your sign? "man, you must be up out your mind"
F
Dre! (ha-ha) beer goggles, blind, I'm just tryin to unwind, now I'm
Am
I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
F
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Am
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
F
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Am
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up, I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
F
They say I was running butt naked down the street screaming, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Am
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember, all I know is this much, I'm not guilty
F
They said, save it, boy we gotcha you on tape, yellin' at an old lady, touch my body
/A
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down, it gets real intense, no one makes a sound
/F /E
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now, the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Am
Snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit, yo you signed me up to battle, I'm a grown man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
F Am
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba Teletubbie!
Fella's (what?) fella's (what?) grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
F
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls
Am
Everyone report to the dance floor, it's your chance for a little romance or
F
Butt squeezin' it's the season, just go (ha-ha-ha-ha), it's so appeasin'
Am
I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
F
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Am
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
F
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Am
Ummmmmm touch my body, ummmmmm touch my body
F Am F
Ooh boy just touch my body, I mean girl just touch my body
Am Am/B Am/C Am/D
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