Get Drunk With Dignity - Dr Demento
Chords used - E, A, B, B
A D
When you've had too much to drink
A
there's certain things to keep in mind.
D E
Like when you find your hands and underarms are bleeding
D
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
A
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose or Vince
B E
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
D
Get drunk with dignity
A E
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
A
its not necessary to lick him back
D A
Stay away from drinks with names like brain seizure or hippo laxative
E A
Get drunk with dignity
A D A
If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls don't pass out there
D E
and if your homemade jelly has some goldfish in it ------- you used the wrong bowl
D A
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid phrases like
B E
"that badge looks stupid" and "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
D A
Get drunk with dignity try not to drool on bikers
E A
Don't moon a nun unless you got a real good reason
D A
Don't get romantically involved with farm machinery
E A
Get drunk with dignity.
I first heard this song on Bob and Toms radio show and found it hilarious.
I don't think there are chords to this anywhere else.
I think they are correct but if not, you are only likely to sing this
when you're drunk at a party so, who cares!
Enjoy
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