Get Drunk With Dignity - Dr Demento
Chords used - E, A, B, C
A# D#
When you've had too much to drink
A#
there's certain things to keep in mind.
D# F
Like when you find your hands and underarms are bleeding
D#
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
A#
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose or Vince
C F
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
D#
Get drunk with dignity
A# F
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
A#
its not necessary to lick him back
D# A#
Stay away from drinks with names like brain seizure or hippo laxative
F A#
Get drunk with dignity
A# D# A#
If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls don't pass out there
D# F
and if your homemade jelly has some goldfish in it ------- you used the wrong bowl
D# A#
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid phrases like
C F
"that badge looks stupid" and "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
D# A#
Get drunk with dignity try not to drool on bikers
F A#
Don't moon a nun unless you got a real good reason
D# A#
Don't get romantically involved with farm machinery
F A#
Get drunk with dignity.
I first heard this song on Bob and Toms radio show and found it hilarious.
I don't think there are chords to this anywhere else.
I think they are correct but if not, you are only likely to sing this
when you're drunk at a party so, who cares!
Enjoy
Bigbaws
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