Get Drunk With Dignity - Dr Demento
Chords used - E, A, B, G
F A#
When you've had too much to drink
F
there's certain things to keep in mind.
A# C
Like when you find your hands and underarms are bleeding
A#
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
F
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose or Vince
G C
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
A#
Get drunk with dignity
F C
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
F
its not necessary to lick him back
A# F
Stay away from drinks with names like brain seizure or hippo laxative
C F
Get drunk with dignity
F A# F
If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls don't pass out there
A# C
and if your homemade jelly has some goldfish in it ------- you used the wrong bowl
A# F
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid phrases like
G C
"that badge looks stupid" and "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
A# F
Get drunk with dignity try not to drool on bikers
C F
Don't moon a nun unless you got a real good reason
A# F
Don't get romantically involved with farm machinery
C F
Get drunk with dignity.
I first heard this song on Bob and Toms radio show and found it hilarious.
I don't think there are chords to this anywhere else.
I think they are correct but if not, you are only likely to sing this
when you're drunk at a party so, who cares!
Enjoy
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